10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.