10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth