10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."