10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"