10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow