10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)