10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike