10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water