10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.