10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier