10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.