10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.