10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.