10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."