10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword