10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"