10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.