10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Welcome to kicker school