10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --