10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd