10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for loners.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.