10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.