10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fold and live to fold again