10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson