10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.