10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach