10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Fold and live to fold again
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.