10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom