10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo