10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event