10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"