10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Fold and live to fold again
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway