10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.