10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson