10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it