10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..