10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm