10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss