10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson