10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."