10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is for loners.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."