10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez