10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones