10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike