10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is for loners.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event