10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.