10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"