10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!