10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• It's Free To Fold...
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "No river, no fish."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS