10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger